(Source: smellyloris, via aesopic)
That little girl from Salt Lake City / Two quart legs and two rubber titties / Loves electricity, but she burns off gas / Got a V8 pussy and a Cadillac ass.
(via amber-lynn)
Anonymous asked: Erm... belly dance isn't done in your underwear. Good job.
thanks!
fuckin dance team showcase tonight’s gonna suck. wearing makeup + belly dancing in front of the whole school= loose butthole.
I need feminism because…
Having leg hair should not be a sign of rebellion, but it is.
Short skirts should not be a sign of submitting to patriarchy, but is is.
Walking with your head up at night should not be brave, but it is.
I need feminism because every breath my my female body takes, every fabric it adorns should not be political, but it is.
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Hey coffee eyes
You got me coughin’ up my cookie heart
(Source: theycallemrogues, via jajajawn)
I got promoted to Certified Bird Riding Specialist at work.
I hate you
